May 6, 2010
theindiehippie: hippiefuck:corpsefucker: Colin: “Good evening and welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Oswald Thatendswald. Our top story today, convicted hitman, Jimmy ‘Two Shoes’ McClardy confessed today that he was hired to beat and attack a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. At least we’ll admit this may be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.”

theindiehippie:

hippiefuck:corpsefucker:

Colin: “Good evening and welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Oswald Thatendswald. Our top story today, convicted hitman, Jimmy ‘Two Shoes’ McClardy confessed today that he was hired to beat and attack a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. At least we’ll admit this may be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.”

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    How do you even. Jesus H. Christ.
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    this show was/is fantastic.
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    The only other fourth person is Jeff Davis. Oh and Robin Williams.
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    The fourth person is never funny. Her, Kathy Griffin, those 2 other white dudes…
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