December 2009
319 posts
Tomorrow is my Birthday.
So sing to me.
(:
I am going to turn 18. Which means my parents can kick me out whenever they please. But they won’t, ‘cause they love me.
When is your birthday? What have you done in the past on your birthday?
13899.) I don't know what to do anymore. Life...
thingsgohazy:
nostalgicdreams:sugarspun:feargall:heartwarming:carefulpatterns: naomihaller: (via blogsecret)
10 words you NEED to stop misspelling. →
loveyourchaos:
blacketgold:
knottingbones:
squib:
skeletonkeyyx:bigfishtinypuddle:eilidhbrian:spfanx3:lindsassie:(via sharoooon)
You know what I don't like?
lisahogan:
People who wear sunglasses inside.
Doesn’t make you look cool, makes you look like an asshole.
EGOSPRING
I don’t like sunglasses in general. The only time I have to wear them is when I get my eyes dilated at the eye doctors. So I have to wear them to the grocery store and book store. I bet I look like a complete idiot when I do.
Entertaining, very much.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Damnit!
Stranger: Heyy
You: Say something worthy of winning a million dollars
Stranger: *Hey
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: My pants are covered in ham juice. And my cats think I am God.
You: you win.
Stranger: Wooo!
You: you can pick up your check the day the world ends.
You: good day
Stranger: Eh
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Guess I'm Canadian now
Stranger: maple syrup eh
You: Only Americans can win millions of dollars. Haven't you heard?
Stranger: I swear I am American
Stranger: Ooooo say can you see
Stranger: by the dawns early light
You: American/Canadian?
Stranger: Only an american could sing that
Stranger: Irish American
You: All three? or just the two?
You: American's can't sing, silly.
Stranger: I love McDonalds.
You: How many teeth have you lost in the last year by opening beer cans with them?
Stranger: Hey I'm not from the South
You: Well that's a relief.
Stranger: World Relief Fund
You: How many pairs of pants do you own?
Stranger: Alot. At least 20 pairs of jeans.
You: Would you consider that an addiction of yours?
Stranger: Are pants my addiction?
You: That was my question, yes.
Stranger: Yes. I am attending PAA though
You: I started that group.
Stranger: You mean
Stranger: You
Stranger: 're the one whose face is on my button
Stranger: reminding me to not wear pants?
You: It might be. It depends on whose face I decided to wear that day.
Stranger: Oh are you following in the Texas Chainsaw Massacres lead?
You: No, that's too mainstream.
Stranger: More American Psycho?
You: Never saw it, wouldn't be able to follow it.
You: Are you saying that you always wear the same face, each and every day?
You: Wierd.
Stranger: No No
Stranger: I swear I don't
Stranger: I change faces everyday
Stranger: I promise
You: Very good. You may keep your original face then.
Stranger: Whew, thanks the God of your choice
You: I don't like to thank myself.
Stranger: Too narsissistic?
You: Indeed.
You: Describe your dream alter ego.
Stranger: Uhm umm
Stranger: Put me on the spot
You: Take your time.
Stranger: See under all this pressure I might just come up with Tyler Durden
Stranger: I can't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Christmas Gifts
I’m gonna post what I got for Christmas this year.
Rose Madder - Stephen King
Needful Things - Stephen King
The Hideaway - Dean Koontz
The Door to December - Dean Koontz
2 postsecret books
A DL book and a WDW book.
A Disneyland Board game.
Apples to Apples Disney.
A Jack Russell Terrier Calendar.
An Iced Tea Maker.
A $250 gift card to Victoria’s Secret.
And Drum roll...
